Blair converts to Catholicism

this is my first confession....
well Father there was Iraq and the NHS and cash for honours and and and

Welcome to the club n that Tony. Don't forget to pick up your crushing guilt and terrible feeling of self worth with your membership card. But hey it's not all bad, you can go to confession and be absolved of all your sins! Hey how good is that Tony!? Not that I'm saying Tony Blair has a lot of sins to confess but you know.....Iraq....dead people....bad decisions....corruption. Well it's between Tony and his priest now. Any way Tony don't let the guilt get you down, just push it into a tiny little ball until it becomes an ulcer. That's what the rest of us do. And finally if it doesn't work out just become lapsed. That's what most of us do.....

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8 Responses to “Blair converts to Catholicism”

  1. Medbh says:

    I was talking about this with someone at the pub the other night and she didn’t buy that he was doing it to get absolution.
    Get real. She also didn’t understand why he was not able to convert while PM. Scary.

  2. upset waitress says:

    Tony Blair needs to keep converting until he gets it right. Muslim, Muslim, Muslim.

  3. dave says:

    Now can we call him a nutter?

    tsk, religion…root of all conflict.

  4. Niall says:

    like thats gonna save his soul. lol but at least that will stop big ian callin at 3am drunk

  5. Mudflapgypsy says:

    Being a paid up member of an organised religion is odd, in my worldview, but changing from one to another?

    I hope he finds spiritual peace.
    ( I have to go and laugh very loudly now ).

    Fair play to him, he’ll make a good priest yet.

  6. Anonymous Boxer says:

    I came by to say Merry Christmas and to see how drunk Upset Waitress might be….. I’d say pretty well “done”.

  7. MJ says:

    The conversion is worth it if we get to see a politician down on his knees.

  8. Native Minnow says:

    How many Hail Mary’s do you think he’ll get?

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