Valid if you are 7, idiotic otherwise…..
Seriously?
What?
Is there nothing else going on in your life?
Now don't get me wrong there is nothing wrong with a bit trivia, it cant all be global warming and debating the Middle East situation. But for someone to be bothered to get off their arse, search for the appropriate phone number, dial said number, ask ridiculous question and wait for the answer boggles the mind. He has been swamped with idiots viewers asking about the new BBC ident showing penguins ice skating. And what is it that is keeping the nation awake? What aspect of the trailer is bugging the viewers the most? Let me tell you dear readers, the question that is keeping Percy in a job and that has taken up more of his time than anything else recently is.....Are the penguins real?
That would be these penguins here, the ones ice skating, trying to get stuff from the vending machine, and pirouetting on the ice.
So just to save our Percy from any more ridiculous questions let me clear up a few things...
- The penguins in the video are not real. They were created on a computer.
- The dinosaurs from Jurassic Park, also not real and also created on a computer.
- Matthew Amroliwala is real, and is married with four children.
- I have no idea where dot Cotton gets her blouses from, but any charity shop should be a good bet.
- Gary Lineker is also real but his tan is fake, probably St Tropez.
- Jeremy Paxman, not real, and was also created on a computer, probably by NASA.
This is where the license fee goes people...........think about that when you have to renew.....
There will be more from Percy, he is a never ending source of blog gold, which is better than actual gold.....
They are to so real, Manuel. Are you 7? Now where did my pipe run off to?
bwahahaha
Does Percy have a blog? If not, please encourage him.
Is he looking for another job? If so, I’ll replace him.
I know where Pat Butcher gets her earrings. Fans mail them to her.
Mj: I’ve said it to him but….I’m gonna encourage him to guest on her occasionally…..
We want Percy…..We want Percy…. OMG he would be fantastic to have as a guest spot on your blog. Those penguins are very cute but yeah….the crack pipe has obviously been a big hit in some of these households. Geez….
A woman once rang me up at work to say she had hurt her leg, we have to record accurate information so I asked her which leg, I still chuckle at her reply….
“The one nearest the kitchen door!”
I couldn’t talk I just slid off my chair with tears streaming down my face. I would be so crap at Percy’s job.
The public, don’t you just love them?
ahahha, dear oh dear, but it does remind me that the little Goth Kid once asked me if wasps had hands. I believe she was 15 at the time.
Love the part about shooting them.
Heehee.
Do they also ring up and ask Percy if Santa is real? Or jeebus?
well, to be fair, they are quite well done, aren’t they? i mean the penguins.
…teeheehee.
So, is there any way I could adopt one of the penguins so you don’t shoot them? I’d much rather club them. It’s more primal.
REAL, REAL, REAL, IT’S ALL REAL!
Don’t listen to Manuel. Next he’ll be telling us that Uri Gellar is a fake!
If I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, Everything on the internets is REAL!
You just gotta have faith.
This is not really BBC related but I have always wondered (ask Percy if you can) whether those flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz are 1. kids in monkey costumes 2. midgets in monkey constumes 3. early animatronics or what???
Every night in the bathroom my boyfriend polishes his penguin.
jaysus1 i thought we were stupid, sugar, but ya’ll take it to another level!
happy neww year!
EMMA: They were midgets.
See Percy? I could be your assistant.
gypsy: watch this space….
ellie:bwahahaha
fmc: as above
medbh: you have to assume so…..
angela: crack?
minnow: ah the traditional way….
mr dna: double crack?
ems: check mj…..she knows….
upseto: ha!
savannah: no no we have our fair share of idiots….
mj: thanks for clearing that up…
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