Comments on: Does it smell of pine? No it smells like mentalism…you mentalist. http://welldonefillet.com/2010/01/01/does-it-smell-of-pine-no-it-smells-like-mentalism-you-mentalist/ Waiter Stuff Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:55:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Penelope_CA http://welldonefillet.com/2010/01/01/does-it-smell-of-pine-no-it-smells-like-mentalism-you-mentalist/comment-page-1/#comment-14294 Penelope_CA Mon, 18 May 2009 07:41:00 +0000 http://welldonefillet.com/?p=696#comment-14294 No crazy Belfast taxi stories (yet) but once in Las Vegas I took a taxi from the hotel to a well-known lesbian bar. The driver twigged on right away, was chatty and friendly enough for a bit then proceeded to tell me about this swingers club he signed up for, got to meet lots of "interesting" people from all over and oh-by-the-way would I like to see a picture of him naked?<br /><br />Err... um... yea... I said what part of lesbian do you not understand?? He then got all huffy calling me a manhating dyke. I just laughed, said I don't hate men, I just don't want to have sex with them, let alone a skeevy taximan trying to score in his cab with naked photos of himself!!<br /><br />Call me crazy but I don't think his line works much with the straight ladies either. Just a hunch. <br /> <br />At least he didn't go waving anything in my face... thank god for small favours! No crazy Belfast taxi stories (yet) but once in Las Vegas I took a taxi from the hotel to a well-known lesbian bar. The driver twigged on right away, was chatty and friendly enough for a bit then proceeded to tell me about this swingers club he signed up for, got to meet lots of “interesting” people from all over and oh-by-the-way would I like to see a picture of him naked?

Err… um… yea… I said what part of lesbian do you not understand?? He then got all huffy calling me a manhating dyke. I just laughed, said I don’t hate men, I just don’t want to have sex with them, let alone a skeevy taximan trying to score in his cab with naked photos of himself!!

Call me crazy but I don’t think his line works much with the straight ladies either. Just a hunch.

At least he didn’t go waving anything in my face… thank god for small favours!

]]> By: fmcgmccllc http://welldonefillet.com/2010/01/01/does-it-smell-of-pine-no-it-smells-like-mentalism-you-mentalist/comment-page-1/#comment-14202 fmcgmccllc Tue, 12 May 2009 17:45:00 +0000 http://welldonefillet.com/?p=696#comment-14202 There is a 90% rule, this means 90% of engineers must be clueless, 90% of the men that work for Chrysler must be unusually short and the 10% of normal taxi drivers are always not on duty.<br /><br />I had one stop on 1-10 in New Orleans after dark (5 lanes) not off to the side, take his wristwatch off with his teeth and look under his hood. When I told husband I was getting out and calling the police he said the cabbie would steal out luggage. There is a 90% rule, this means 90% of engineers must be clueless, 90% of the men that work for Chrysler must be unusually short and the 10% of normal taxi drivers are always not on duty.

I had one stop on 1-10 in New Orleans after dark (5 lanes) not off to the side, take his wristwatch off with his teeth and look under his hood. When I told husband I was getting out and calling the police he said the cabbie would steal out luggage.

]]> By: silent koala http://welldonefillet.com/2010/01/01/does-it-smell-of-pine-no-it-smells-like-mentalism-you-mentalist/comment-page-1/#comment-14187 silent koala Tue, 12 May 2009 08:33:00 +0000 http://welldonefillet.com/?p=696#comment-14187 The scariest conversation I've ever had with a Belfast taxi driver was on the way home one Sunday morning when I was feeling just slightly under the weather, and a few minutes into the journey, just as a conversational opening line, the driver looked round at me and said very calmly "I've seen the Banshee y'know."<br /><br />I think I got him to drop me off about 3 miles from my house... The scariest conversation I’ve ever had with a Belfast taxi driver was on the way home one Sunday morning when I was feeling just slightly under the weather, and a few minutes into the journey, just as a conversational opening line, the driver looked round at me and said very calmly “I’ve seen the Banshee y’know.”

I think I got him to drop me off about 3 miles from my house…

]]> By: daisyfae http://welldonefillet.com/2010/01/01/does-it-smell-of-pine-no-it-smells-like-mentalism-you-mentalist/comment-page-1/#comment-14175 daisyfae Mon, 11 May 2009 22:40:00 +0000 http://welldonefillet.com/?p=696#comment-14175 was in a taxi once with a "Mr. T" air freshener. Delighted in retrospect that i wasn't asked to sniff it... was in a taxi once with a “Mr. T” air freshener. Delighted in retrospect that i wasn’t asked to sniff it…

]]> By: Killer http://welldonefillet.com/2010/01/01/does-it-smell-of-pine-no-it-smells-like-mentalism-you-mentalist/comment-page-1/#comment-14174 Killer Mon, 11 May 2009 18:21:00 +0000 http://welldonefillet.com/?p=696#comment-14174 I have tagged you so you have to tell us eight things!!! I have tagged you so you have to tell us eight things!!!

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