Eh Hello…
Out with the old
On the 18th of May last year whilst penning my final post I wrote, "But I also want to write about other things, there is more to life than waiters and chums of waiters or so I'm told. In a world filled with sheep and crooked politicians and where Adam Sandler is regarded as a comedic genius it seems wasteful just to write about the infinite joy of waiting tables." Which was bullshit, obviously. It turns out I had nothing else to write about and there really is nothing more important than waiters and the wonderful chums of waiters, so I'm back. Rejoice and slay the fatted calf for the prodigal waiter has returned from his online gap year fatter, wiser and wheezier than before.
This is Well Done Fillet PT2 (The Asthma Years).
As the banner states it will be more vitriolic than before, 60% seems a modest calculation but it's a good starting point. It will also have more of The Cousin and The Cousin's wotsits and boo boos than is really required but what the hell. Who doesn't like a story about a guy in shorts and egg stained t-shirt?
2009 sucked balls in the very worst way - death death and more death so much death in fact that I am now on first name terms with more than one undertaker. Christ one even tried to give me a loyalty card, get five coffin stamps and the next funeral is free! With all that in mind I am very much looking forward to 2010 and all it has to offer. Is 2010 the year of the hover board? Will Adam Sandler finally off himself (fingers crossed)? Will Golden Gordon Brown grow a set and punch seven shades of shit out of that hateful looking self satisfied oozing wound, Dave Cameron (metaphorically speaking of course)? Who the fuckity fuck knows? Who the fuckity fuck cares?
All posts from old Well Done Fillet as well as, ahem cough cough Crikey, have been transferred to this new domain making it easier for you to find your old favourites. Those other places will self destruct in a month or so. Yes this is the new Well Done Fillet. It's a proper .com and everything. So inform your secretaries, update your rolodexes, change your links, fiddle with your bookmarks and . If you have an iPhone you should save WDF onto your home page. It puts up a snappy wee picture of my gurny face. Nice.
Proper posting starts tomorrow.
Fuckity it's good to be back.
What the bloody hell kept you? Delirah you’re back with us!!!
Welcome back. Here I mean.
Gallant. You brave man you. Cheer, cheer.
It feels great to be back….whoop whoop!
so, i should can the other link? and yeah, i’m soooooo happy, sugar! xoxoxoxox
actually eating a steak to celebrate! (ribeye since you ask)
Welcome back Manuel! Please, allow me to be bitter about the fact that I have neither secretary nor rolodex to update in regard to this momentous event (does bitterness added by your commenters contribute to the overall 60% increase d’ya think?). I shall have to be content with updating the ol’ links and subscriptions, which I’ve done. Well done fillet on the menu for the forseeable future, so…
yeah delete crikey….it’s over
Is like in Dallas when Bobby came out of the shower?
I’ll slay that again.
Is this like in Dallas when Bobby came out of the shower?
The name is vaguely familiar. Should I know you?
cheers spuddie! no the bitterness is all mine, you have to add yer own ha!
Yes but where is my Principal Victoria? eh?
ah Grandad how could you forget….? hurt man sniff sniff
loved your posts then, during and now…just keep posting!
Glad to see you back in the saddle buddy. Looking forward to your posts!
Yay!
Looks great, Manuel.
keeee-RIST, Manuel… do i need to bust an RFID tag in your arse? Keep track of you like a tagged wildabeast in the wilds of africa? Glad you’re back, and i did enjoy the exploits of The Cousin… do keep us posted on the flavors of his t-shirts, please?
hmmm…just in time for the Bloggies? giggle – I am just kidding – so happy you are back.
Can’t wait to read more. Take care.
Oh.Thank.God.
you’re back.
And what to my wondering eyes should appear!?!
A return to the funniest blog in the ‘sphere!!
Welcome back Manuel, I love your stories.
fuckity fuck!
fuckity fuck!
fuckity fuck!
Oh how I’ve missed hearing that.
First of all welcome back you deluded red lunatic. Glad you’re back where you belong. On a critical note, the site takes as AGE to load, and I know it’s not weight of traffic as I was reading it at 08:00 this morning – sort it fella.
CTID!
As the late great Spike Milligan once said ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!!!
Well hellooooooooooo! Glad you’re back, and with a whole new range of interesting ailments to share. Marvellous.
You were missed.
YAY! I was beginning to think you were going to pack it in altogether but thankfully this is not the case
Happy New Year btw!
This is turning out to be the funnest day ever. Deep deep snow so I can’t go to work, and WDF is back! Yayayay!
Happy New Year fella, hope your 2010 is a good one…
This has made my morning. Rock and/or roll.
Hurrah!!! I knew 2010 was going to be a good year!
Welcome back, sir!
Well thank fuck for that. What took you so long? x
So yer back then, I see.
You’ll survive unlike Coke did not when THEY tried to mess with their original formula. Unlike with Coke, I’m shocked, thrilled, and greatly relieved that
You Are BACK
Glad to see you back, liking the new look.
Yay! Yay! And thrice yay! Welcome back. I’ve saved the link on my phone and charming as yer man is, I’m going to miss the happy wee robot
Welcome home Manuel. You’re posh now with your dot com and all that. 2010 is looking up already.
I didn’t even have to change my feed settings.
Aha welcome back! I heart all your produce but i must admit a certain sentiment for the fillet. Apologies for short and sporadic comments – my travels have me online for little bursts of activity but thats it. Happy new year
welcome back i seriously cant wait to hear about your adventures of thwat you have been up to. Your so right 2009 sucked big time bring on 2010.
Dot COM Mutha lickas! Word. It’s good to have you back.
cheers folks!
So you’ve finally broken it off with Iris, have you? There was no future in it, Peter would have had a word with some tough lads with tats.
Hooooorayyyy, yer back!
I was too old for her Conan….she broke my heart…sniff sniff
good to see you btw
Jesus fuck, it is getting fairly hard to track you down to slag you off. You’re really making me work for it, aren’t you?!
Damn, finally, I missed this blog. Had a hard time keeping up with the other one (dunno why, sorry!). Now you’ve given me another excuse to procrastinate. xx