Bored Bored Bored…I Demand to be Amused!
Little Miss Manuel has forbidden me from writing anything more about the goings on in and around my groin. She says it's both uncouth and a bit, you know, common. Although I do disagree with her assertion that I am getting on like an old fella muttering on to no one in particular about his bowels and describing in detail every visit to the toilet. Maybe she has a point. But I assure you dear readers that I will document in graphic detail the excruciating moments the stones are expelled from within. No matter which method is used.
But I have nothing else to write about because all I do now is wait. I wait and I wait and I wait. I have a bit of experience when it comes to waiting. Heh. But it's not like I can go behind the bar and have a lovely gossip about the guests or other work chums because there is neither a bar nor work chums in my house.
It seems so long since I last slipped out of my civvies and into the hallowed, and sacred, black uniform of the waiter. And to be honest I miss it. Sitting at home all day wondering if I am about to explode is becoming more than a bit weary. For god sake I nearly did the dishes yesterday afternoon, but then I remembered I had the internet and it would keep me amused for a bit. And it did and then I got bored again.
I hate being off work. I'M SO UTTERLY BORED! I cooked all the food in the house, just for something to do. The freezer is now awash with curry, lamb korma, cod fish cakes and a half assed spag bol. Seriously I need too pee...these things out and soon.
So amuse me, dear readers, link me up with amusing reads and videos of chimps on Segway's, although not actual that one as I've seen it. Do it before I go ever so slightly fucking mad. I could quite easily turn into one of those chaps who after the murderous event people will say, "He was a quiet sort...kept himself to himself."
ok. watch this on repeat for a few hours:
i hate babies. but if i could be guaranteed of having a baby this cool? i’d get my tubes untied and spend an entire month having hot monkey sex with Stephen Hawking himself…
hahahahaha awesome…
Why don’t you set up an internet support group for people waiting to have a camera slotted up their love periscope?
yes but what should we call it?
Are you ready to ?
(safe for work even though it contains pussy)
I want one!
and a Roomba…!
make it a documentary called “The Tunnel of Love” , an insiders view of the rocky road…you’d disappoint the carnies but meh they have ferris wheels they’d get over it.
hahaha…if there was money in it I would…
Just practice your cycling skills.
nice….eeek.
Do what i do when im bored, watch folks doing dangerous shit fail and hurt themselves. Parkour!! this lot shouldn’t have bothered
If that fails what Belfast man dont like blowin things up try bombbot kept me amused for minutes.
Ether way get well soon chum
why is running n jumping now got a fancy name? eh? cheers btd
Now that you’ve done a weeks supply of cooking theres a weeks supply of ironing needing done!!get to it!
thanks for the thought….it will remain so…
love you!
My advice? Drink a pint of Benylin. The original stuff, not the modern day pansy “non drowsy” shite they pump out as an alternative these days.
You’ll soon be in a happy place.
best thing anybody has said in a week about anything
As soon as the guy from the kennel comes to pick up the dogs I’m off to post you a book.
ah you’re too good….
shall i send miss daisy over to entertain y’all? xoxoxoxo
eh…thanks but best she stays with you…hehehe
Have a trip to the seaside
And I like the altered banner, are they included in today’s special?
heh….yes they are! Do you want them cos I don’t….!
You could build this printer for your mac
how awesome is that eh?!
this is great…
my personal fave being ‘badgertastic’!
oh that is just superb! I laughed out loud at that….brilliant, thank you
Quote of the day when Anthony Bourdain was asked by a USA Today reporter about his biggest pet peeve…
“Being nasty to waitstaff is unpardonable. You’re dead to me if you did that.”
Ah Big Tony, I do heart him so…new book out soon too!
I have to recommend this again:
It’s a seriously time consuming delightfully insightful (usually weekly) comic strip. Worth making the effort for, I find. Perfect for your situation, possibly.
bookmarked….ta ta for that!
Did you see the article in today’s Telegraph magazine about M Bourdain? The Billy Joel story made me laugh out loud.
Get well soon, Manuel.
didn’t see it….will track it down…new book out I see…legend…
You might want to read this while you are waiting. It’s about… wait for it… waiting.
heh….I like it…not sure I would understand it but I do like it…