Taking tip revenge one step too far…
Now, as a waiter there is nothing more infuriating and likely to have you reaching for the stabbing fork more than being stiffed. Not getting your just reward, especially when you know you deserve it and haven't just gone through the motions, is a kick in the kahunas. I wish so many bad things on tip-stiffers it's a wonder that somebody hasn't made a complaint about me to the wizards union. I pray for every thing to smite them from boils on their faces bearing the likeness of Huw Edwards to fatal car crashes.
It's true, despite being at this for over twenty years I still take being stiffed on my tip personally. I don't react well and if I could I would exact some sort of physical revenge. I don't, obviously. No I just grin fuck and move on.
Oh if only everyone was as balanced and calm as me [really? calm? balanced? ha! - LMM] then the world would be a nicer place.
of what happened when one woman sought revenge for what she decided was a bad tip...
Police in southern Shenzhen City confirmed a patient's claim that her anus had been sewn by a midwife suspected of taking revenge during the patient's labor because she failed to receive a good tip.
A medical report by the police showed the anus had been sewn with black threads and needle near her bleeding haemorrhoid, reported Nanfang Daily yesterday.
The midwife surnamed Zhang had denied it.
The report conflicted with a previous statement that said the patient's anus was not sealed up and there was no evidence supporting the sewing claim, by the Shenzhen Health Bureau and Shenzhen Population and Family Planning Commission on July 30.
Zhang claimed she applied the ligature treatment to cure the woman's bleeding pile out of generosity, though it violated professional practice.
However, the police's report said the woman's bleeding position was not the one that Zhang claimed she ligated.
The director of Fenghuang Hospital in Luohu District, where Zhang worked, said she couldn't comment because she didn't see the report. But she said further investigation was still needed.
Zhang was also unavailable for comment.
According to the patient's husband, surnamed Chen, the midwife had hinted that he give her extra money before the child's birth on July 23. But Chen gave her only 100 yuan (US$15), which she thought too meager and sparked her revenge.
Jesus wept.
That is just so horrendous.
But, saying that, I can think of at least twenty customers could do with having their anus, amongst other gaping holes, sewn shut. And not all of them are bad tippers either.
Spotted on
That’s taking stitching someone up to a hole new level.
terrible…
Holy shit that so wrong on so many levels.
pretty evil eh…
Damn , if I’d known the correct Tip the Midwife etiquette I wouldn’t have been left looking like a badly packed kebab!
well, quite….
Sounds like she could have torn herself a new asshole.
Seriously, what is wrong with people?
I know! WTF? is that all about – how brutal…
But what does Zhang the midwife do when she’s really generously tipped? Increase the size of the anus? Do heavy tippers walk away with a draughty gaping chuffer. We should be told.
the mind boggles!
Manuels official Bard is back ! and I must admit I have been slack !
Why do you blame poor Chuffer? when every one knows he is just an old duffer!
Have been very busy of late, sorry to have made you wait !
Hope to get back on track,Manuels official bard is back !
“be careful what you wish for”… n all that…
Your last message has me stumped, am I getting dumped???
the quality of poetry would need to improve….I have another chap lined up…hahahaha
Infamy! Infamy!They’ve all got it in for me !
ha
A dashed disturbing little tale,which has put me into a more poetic form of mind,no doubt inspired by the poetic justice dished up (or should that be stitched up)!by the story,I mean a tight ass,gets to be even more of a tight ass,literally!
THE NON-TIPPER’S LAMENT
The food is fabulous,the place is hip,
The waiter is hanging around for his tip,
But,I just prevaricate,smile and hum,
Now the silly ass has sewn up my bum!
boom boom!
I appeal to you Manuel, you can not have two poets, you are going to have to choose.
Do you want me ( officially picked by yourself ) or do you want this other Johnny come lately ?
hmmm… what to do….
I don’t know Dingus, but I’ll bet it’s whoever tips most! ;o)
probably….ha
As for Zhang, well I wonder will they tear her a new one?
*gets coat, slinks out the door without tipping, thumbs nose at slightly less fat guy, runs away*
it was obvious i suppose but still, no excuse…
Oh.My.God!!! Yikes!
awh…
You’d save on loo paper.
But seriously, I wouldn’t let anyone near my bleeding haemorrhoids with a needle.
I concur