An end to the madness…
Chuffy wins.
Congratulations to Chuffy and hard luck to Dingus.
The winning poem, again,
MANUEL WATCHES WHILE HE WAITS
Some Waiters’ fill out their little black books
With orders for drinky-poo’s and other things,
They talk about the weather and things to do.
Hoping the diners tip like foolish Kings.
But, our Manuel’s strange and dark little book
Takes note of some very odd things,you see,
Putting it all into his rummy little blog
For all the silly asses, like you and me!
I like it. It's so very apt and describes the waiter/blogger's lot perfectly. Now I want a twelve verse opus on the fragility of the waiter's mind.
Heh, joking.
Have a good weekend folks...
Congratulations, Lord Chuffington! Long may you reign!
indeed….well for a year….
I will say it again.
Go chuffy go chuffy go chuffy
careful now….we dont want to upset dingus
priceless…looking forward to the next renegade episode!
I hope you all know what you have done,you have picked the wrong one !
While you carry Chuffy shoulder high, I have to stand alone and sigh !
Like and old boot I have been cast, but I tell you this, one day my flag will fly from that mast!
Now I go to lick my sores, I hope you are all happy as you do your chores !
Ps: congrats to Chuffy ! ( You have a hard road to travel with this fickle lot )
that’s the bitter spirit we like to see round here….plot revenge old chap…..revenge!
Congrats chuffy,
A plate Laureate sort of…
arf….
Congrats Chuffy!
Hehehe – congratulations Chuffy. I look forward to the sartorial smiting of the Hipsters, Tripsters and Non-tipsters imminently.
-Blod.
Firstly,let me say what a honour it is to accept this highly coveted award.I will try and live up to the standard that is expected,nay,demanded by Manuel and his people.
I offer commiserations to Dingus,despite his rather tawdry attempts to gather in votes.He did everthing, except,offer tax cuts to win!
I would also like to thank Manuel,and the thousands of his fans that voted for me,I am truly humble.
Now,before my inaugural poem I would like to adress Dingus again.
Were you watching,Harry Potter,The Vicar of Dibley,Capt.Mainwaring!Were you watching,Birds of a Feather,Hugo Duncan,and Neil Diamond!Were you watching,Champion the Wonder Horse,Puff the Magic Dragon and Jeremy Clarkson.Your boy took one hell of a beating!
And now for my inaugural poem.
THE LEGEND THAT IS MANUEL
Across the candle-scented room
Manuel drew the eyes of the crowd,
Moving deftly among the gloom,
His hands in codes of movement.
I watched spellbound by his style,
Serving with a solace of ease
And the sublimest of smiles,
A calm acknowledgement in his eyes.
To Chuffy, I only have one thing to say: You will get yours !!!
Commiserations Dingus. Congratulations Chuffy.
Chuffing great success to the chuff-tastic lord Chuffington. Chuffy Chuffy Chuffy oi oi oi !!!
congratulations, mr. chuffington.
(dingus, i still think you was robbed…)
xoxoxoxo
Hi Savannah, Thank you for the message, I think I was robbed as well, I am considering asking for a recount !
Dry your lamps!
How come my comment yesterday hasn’t appeared? Anyhoo I congratulate Chuffy and give Dingus my commiserations.