bring back the provos? crikey no thank you missus

Bring back the IRA*….

...so that our kids don't turn into booze monkeys, obviously. Eh? Am I drunk? Is there gin hidden in the toilet and whiskey under the bed? No, no I'm not drunk but when faced with a headline like this... ...it seems like the most obvious answer. Maybe they could get government funding? Heh. The Belfast [...]