cow botherers
The Greatest Field Ever…
I was on my way back from visiting my dear departed parents grave when I heard a story on the radio about some farmer chap in England who was seeking planning permission for a dairy farm for 8000 cows. "Eight thousand cows!", I exclaimed to Little Miss Manuel who, to be fair, was more concerned [...]
An open letter to anybody from the provincial…
c'mon maw, we're all goin to Bel-faaaaaast ...backwater, hick, redneck, towns of Omagh, Enniskillen, Coleraine, Newry, Kilrea, Ballymena, Ballymoney, Armagh, Maghera, Strabane, Porta-fucking-down. Bollocks, any where outside of Belfast including Glengormley (shudder). You get the point and you know who you are. Dear cow botherers/potato pickers/sibling fiddlers, When visiting a restaurant in Bell-faast, as you [...]
