Crazy McMad-Bastard

Does it smell of pine? No it smells like mentalism…you mentalist.

My taxi driver home last night was in fine fettle - you name it, he swore at it/about it/or just in it's general direction. Everything was annoying him, from the price of takeaway coffee, "It's just water awn some bloody nescafe.....sake.....I can get a whole jar for the price af that der...so I can" to [...]