You know it’s not going to be pretty when the infinite smugness of marathon runners collides, not literally you understand, with the barely repressed jealousy and tubbiness of the waiter. I mean one is a self important egomaniac with insecurity issues and a need to constantly challenge themselves and others around them and the other [...]

a little pea Mondays child is fair of face,Tuesdays child is full of grace,Wednesdays child is full of woe,Thursdays child is a spoilt brat that needs taught how to act in public and should really know better seeing as they are about 40 years old. Doesn’t really flow as well as the original but it’s [...]

smoking ages the skin (Manuel aged 24) There are only 9 days left to savor the unique “joy” of having a smoke indoors in a public place. What you going to do? There are no arguments you can put forward with any real conviction or moral rectitude that can possibly win this one. Some battles [...]