Well Done Fillet

Now who ordered the painful, nerve shredding poison?

This is just superb... From The Kansas City Times June 23 1918 (via ChicagoReader.com) Drugging the shitty tippers? Well I get to my feet and I applaud them, I applaud them until the tears run down my fat but pretty face. Not only were these waiters slipping their least popular guests a big dirty dose [...]