Well Done Fillet

“Fat Waiter Jelly Belly” – And other remarks…

I haven't been at work since Friday so I've got nothing to say on that score or any other scores now that I come to think about it. I suppose it would have been a great weekend to act up and get away with it. I can just see the finger clickers, bread wavers, fork [...]

*********, my ass.

Another weekend done, wonderful. I had only occasion to reach for the stabbing fork on three occasions. I take this as a sign that the guests are learning and not a softening of my position. The first unsheathing happened before a table of four had even arrived. A woman purporting to be the PA for [...]

A message from Little Miss Manuel

My work chums and I are running the Belfast City Marathon Relay on the 2nd of May for The Northern Ireland Hospice. The hospice is a very special place that cares for very ill people in the latter stages of their lives. They receive some funding from government but still need to raise about £5m [...]

Best. Tip. Ever!

  You know it's going to be a good night when The Cousin had to be told his fly was undone by a stranger, well a stranger to him. Heh. He then went on to cut his knuckle and spent the next twenty minutes trying to stop the bleeding. And people think I make this [...]

A message from Little Miss Manuel…

My work chums and I are running the Belfast City Marathon Relay on the 3rd of May for The Northern Ireland Hospice. The hospice is a very special place that cares for very ill people in the latter stages of their lives. They receive some funding from government but still need to raise about £5m [...]

Bagged Up

There's no real post today as I, "...don't have time for messing about on that bloody PC." In retrospect correcting Little Miss Manuel's description of my computer as a PC was a mistake and I should have sensed the tone. The tone was serious/frustrated....with me I assume. My usual, "whack it in a bag and [...]