Well Done Fillet

Status Update…

And I did, all day. And now I am too tired for words, written or otherwise. Suffice to say the highlight of the day was the woman who insisted on ordering off menu as she was lactose intolerant (she actually said she "couldn't stomach milk n stuff like...I'm whatcha call it, intalerant so I am") [...]

The Fear, I has it.

I woke up in a blind and sweary panic last night. Memories flooded my mind and fear gripped me. The innuendo, the wandering hands, the noise oh the noise. And the fleshy bits, oozing and popping out from every angle. I'm not one who normally tells other people how they should or shouldn't dress but [...]