No Need!
"And ladies your coffee...", says the charming waiter as he sets down the two cups of black coffee, as requested, for the two women. There was no response. One learns to live with these things though. "Black coffee wasn't it ladies...you don't need milk?", says the charming and attentive waiter with the cutsey milk jug [...]
A new low in guest to guest shitness….
Going out for something to eat means different things to different people. For some it's a welcome treat, for others it's a necessity. Some see it as an excuse to dress up and get their hair fiddled with whilst others put more effort into making a cup of tea. I've said if before and will [...]
Why are people such dicks?
No but really, why are people such dicks? Picture the scene, it's lunchtime at a local Tesco store. There is the usual ruckus round the sandwich fridge as people fight to get the last of the palatable flavours - being left with prawn and cheese in a barbecue sauce will really ruin your afternoon. I [...]




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