#TakeBackTheCity

Take back the city? Oh I took it back last night alright and now there's a big yellow crane on the front lawn, half of the Antrim road strewn out the back and three families from the Donegal road sitting in the kitchen wondering what the hell is going on.

Take back the city they said. Civic duty they said. Drink ALL the gin and most of the wine they said.*

I'm never listening to anybody again about anything.

You too could #TakeBackTheCity tonight. Start by taking back the three families from the Donegal Road, they look frightened.

*they may not have actually said that but I'm sure it was implied.