“That’s a Cracker…”
So a waiter walks up to Frank and asks him if he would like his pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices.
"Six", says Frank "I don't think I could eat eight"
Ha, that's a cracker. It really was the way he told them.
, funny man...
Rest in Peace old chap.



R.I.P Frank Carson, a great comedian.
Fella walks into a shop: “Give me a wasp.” The shopkeeper says “We don’t sell wasps.” He says: “There’s one in the window.” #frankcarson
RIP indeed.
RIP Frank.
Arriving at the gates of heaven God greeted Frank Carson and invites him to take Bread with him. Frank said “Lord, i don’t wish to complain but, i think this bread is stale? God said, it’s not bread Frank, it’s a cracker” RIP Frank